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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81stLargest Agricultural Sector: 87thLargest Mining Sector: 101st
The Greater Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Are Manifest Destiny! We Are America!
President Demetrius Volk
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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American Orion

Population25.468 billion

CapitalWashington Prime
LeaderPresident Demetrius Volk
FaithSolarian Christianity

CurrencyOrion Credit
AnimalAmerican Aquila

The Greater Republic of American Orion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Demetrius Volk with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.468 billion American Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington Prime. The average income tax rate is 31.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American Orionian economy, worth an astonishing 16,348 trillion Orion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 641,932 Orion Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. American Orion's national animal is the American Aquila, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Solarian Christianity.

American Orion is ranked 373rd in the world and 1st in Greatlands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 12,639.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 81stLargest Agricultural Sector: 87thLargest Mining Sector: 101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 113thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 125thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 128thMost Devout: 131stHighest Poor Incomes: 162ndHighest Average Incomes: 165thHighest Disposable Incomes: 194thMost Corrupt Governments: 217thHighest Economic Output: 263rdLargest Insurance Industry: 296thLargest Black Market: 298thMost Patriotic: 350thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 373rdMost Armed: 409thLowest Crime Rates: 410thMost Avoided: 497thLargest Retail Industry: 536thMost Efficient Economies: 775thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,091stLargest Governments: 1,278thMost Stationary: 1,591stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,764thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,606thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,991stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,209thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,348thMost Authoritarian: 4,878thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,150thMost Conservative: 6,381stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,641stMost Influential: 7,356thLargest Populations: 7,816thHealthiest Citizens: 9,405thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,420thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,659thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,655thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,139thMost Extreme: 27,285th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in American Orion, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.

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